Sunday, 22 October 2017

20+ Happy Halloweens One Liners and Funny Quotes

Halloween Funny One-Liners and funny Quotes: Hey Guys, hope you're doing good. In this post, we're going to share Halloween funny quotes 2017 and also Halloween One-liners in English.
So If you guys are looking for Halloween 2017 Funny Quotes and Halloween funny One-liners then you are landed in the exact right place.

Halloween One Liners in English 2017

In this section, We'll be sharing Happy Halloween One Liners in English for you. pick one of these One-liners and share them with your friends on WhatsApp and facebook or Messages. Also Don't forget to check our recent update of Happy Halloween Images 2017.
Halloween One liners
  • What is a vampires favourite type of ship? A blood vessel.
  • Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there is lots of school spirit!
  • Why don't witches wear panties? They get a better grip on their brooms!
  • Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Annie." "Annie who?" "Annie body home?"
  • I’m surprised kids haven’t found a way to trick or treat online That awkward moment when you can’t tell if it’s a Halloween costume or their regular clothes..
  • Couples Halloween costumes always end up looking like one person went along with it to save the relationship.
  • What is Dracula's favorite fruit? A nectarine
  • What are you going to be on Halloween? You'll probably be a vegan menu.
  • Why do Jehovah's witnesses hate Halloween? They don't like people knocking on their door!
  • I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.
  • Where does Dracula keep his valuables? In a blood bank.
  • Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
  • Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!
  • Please, Lady, come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!

Happy Halloween Funny Quotes in English 2017

Check These Funny Halloween Quotes and Share it with your friends on Whatsapp, facebook, Instagram, Twitter or other Social Media.
Halloween funny Quotes
Halloween funny Quotes


  • The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.
  • Wishing you an eerie, spooky, hair-raising, spell-binding Halloween!
  • Pumpkin carving and ghost hunting. Trick or treating and witch hunting. This will be a bone-chilling Halloween!
  • Have a horrifying, magical, blood-curdling and candy-filled bag Halloween!
  • Let the goosebumps spread and the hairs stand up on Halloween, and let the candy fill your dreams.
  • “This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.”
  • “I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween.” – Mindy Kaling
  • “I have friends who wear Star Wars costumes and act like the characters all day. I may not be that deep into it, but there’s something great about loving what you love and not caring if it’s unpopular.” – Kristen Bell
  • “I put the costume on and said ‘It’s not very comfortable, but it looks amazing,’ so it’s all good.” – Chris Hemsworth
  • “Women: You can’t live with them, and you can’t get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.” – Emo Philips
  • “Who made the rule that everybody has to dress like sheep 364 days of the year? Think of all the people you’d meet if they were in costume every day. People would be so much easier to talk to – like talking to dogs. ”
Hope you Guys Liked this collection of Happy Halloween funny Quotes and Happy Halloween One-liners. 




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